It’s a question that has been asked since the dawn of time: who was the biggest douchebag in military history? Of course, there are many contenders for this title, but there can only be one winner. In this blog post, we will explore some of the most infamous douchebags in military history. From Roman generals to modern-day dictators, these are the men (and sometimes women) who really deserve the title of “biggest douchebag.”
George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer was a United States Army officer and commander who is most famous for his role in the Battle of the Little Bighorn, where he and his men were defeated by a coalition of Native American tribes. Custer has been criticized for his aggressive and reckless tactics, which led to the death of many of his men. He has also been accused of being arrogant and egotistical, which contributed to his downfall at the Battle of the Little Bighorn.
Arnold was born in Norwich, Connecticut, in January 1741. He was a member of the Sons of Liberty and an ardent patriot. In May 1775, he was given command of Fort Ticonderoga and quickly fortified the position against a British attack. He also led troops at the Battle of Ridgefield and the Invasion of Canada.
In September 1780, Arnold switched sides and became a general in the British Army. He was assigned to lead an expedition against Richmond, Virginia. The plan was uncovered and Arnold barely escaped capture. He then went to New York City, where he unsuccessfully attempted to betray West Point to the British.
Arnold’s treasonous activities were discovered and he fled to London. He died in 1801, penniless and alone.
Saddam Hussein was the dictator of Iraq from 1979 until he was overthrown by the United States in 2003. He was a brutal dictator who tortured and murdered his own people. He also started two wars, one against Iran and one against Kuwait. In both wars, he lost badly and caused the death of hundreds of thousands of innocent people.
Adolf Hitler is undeniably one of the biggest douchebags in military history. He was a ruthless dictator who oversaw one of the deadliest regimes in human history. His reign of terror led to the deaths of millions of people, including six million Jews during the Holocaust. Hitler was also responsible for starting World War II, which resulted in the death of even more innocent people. There simply is no excuse for his actions and he deserves to be forever remembered as a douchebag.
How to spot a douchebag
When it comes to douchebags, there are certain tell-tale signs that you can look for. Here are some tips on how to spot a douchebag:
1. They are often very arrogant and think they are better than everyone else.
2. They tend to be manipulative and try to control those around them.
3. They often have a sense of entitlement and feel like they deserve special treatment.
4. They can be overly aggressive, especially when they don’t get their way.
5. They tend to be dismissive and disrespectful of others, especially those who don’t agree with them.
Joseph Kony is a Ugandan rebel leader and the head of the Lord’s Resistance Army, a Christian fundamentalist paramilitary group engaged in a violent campaign against the Ugandan government. He is notorious for his use of child soldiers and for his horrific abuses of human rights, which have led him to be called one of the world’s worst war criminals. Kony has been indicted by the International Criminal Court for war crimes and crimes against humanity, but he remains at large.